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CEREAL SADNESS: Sophomore Ronan Euzen is overcome by utter depression as he prepares to eat cereal for the millionth time. Fortunately for him, quarantine presents him with the time to undertake the task of learning how to cook.

Ronan Euzen, Staff Writer

Ronan is junior at Roncalli High School, and the 2020-2021 school year is his second year being on the newspaper staff. Ronan is a member of the cross country team, a practicing Catholic, and does, in fact, have ten fingers. In his free time, Ronan participates in sitting, standing, and breathing while performing various activities. He highly enjoys hydrating, drinking water, and consuming dihydrogen monoxide. For hours and hours upon end, Ronan deeply researches various aspects of Shrek lore. After taking the "Which Kung Fu Panda Character Are You" Buzzfeed quiz, Ronan discovered he is Po Ping, the Dragon Warrior. Raised in a noodle shop, Po never sought glory or fame. However, he climbed a mountain top and earned the Dragon Warrior name.  Master Shifu saw the Warrior blossom, and master the skills of bodacious and awesome. Po lives, trains, and fights with the Furious Five. He protects the valley, something something alive. Po is the Kung Fu Panda. On Mole Day in 2019, Ronan created a mole that looked like Po for extra credit in Ben North's chemistry class. Unfortunately, Ronan did not win the Mole Day competition.

"To make something special, you just have to believe it is special." -Mr. Ping

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Final jeopardy

November 23, 2020
HOLY MOLE, BATMAN: This pictured mole project is a play on the household arts and crafts brand of CrayolaTM. The moles themselves are the numerous “crayons” inside the box.

Chemical commemorations

October 26, 2020

Astronomical aeronautics

December 13, 2019

Sehr Lecker

November 12, 2019
CRAFTING AWAY: The pure euphoria of “Minecraft”  is experienced by sophomore Dean Shock as he investigates a mine for diamonds in Pocket Edition, the mobile adaptation of “Minecraft”.

Totem of undying

August 22, 2019
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